"HEY SUPERMAN! WHERES YOUR CAPE!"
Poor Sean had nearly 24 Shots of bicardi that night
and the story goes that after that we were going to a party but
had to make a stop by the school store, while Sean and i were
outside waiting for our third friend to buy somthing Sean turned
to me and said " HEy, ..... I gota sober ups.... Um........HEY
......HIT ME! I'm Air force! I can take it man!!!" So i smack
him in the cranium. Bitch slap after hard bitch slap finally makes
him sober momentarily. Then the thrid guy Mike is done and we
start walking to the nearby party but Sean takes off running (
as best he could ) up the walkway and stumbles into the fountain
and procedes with Urination all over the benches near the fountain.
Mike and I now realize that Sean is in bad shape and is better
off going back to the dorms. So we all start walking back to the
dorms to drop Sean off and notice he's walking a little slow,
and walking is a relative term at this point in time, its more
of a stumble. So Mike and i notice this and he turns to me and
as though we were thinking the same thing asks " HEy.......can
you run?".... I laugh and start running with mike and as
Sean trys to keep up he stumbles faster and faster only not on
the walkway when boom! He plows through the bushes and onto the
street where he takes a header into the yellow line in the middle
of the road. We pick him up and prop him up near by against a
building and tell him not to leave. Mike and I go back to the
dorm looking for people to help us bring back Sean and theres
no takers. SO we go back to where we left him and no ones there!
Then i see out of the corner of my eye that he's passed out under
the tire of some guy's car that is trying to leave. I try picking
him up and moving him but he's completley passed out and limp
now. 180 lbs of person is heavy enough but when they pass out
its even worse! So Mike and I manage to lift him a little ways
to the other side of the street where the dorms are and we're
exauhsted. Mike then has the idea to get the Cardboard sign in
his room and have a little fun at Seans expense and we take the
picture on the right. After this we manage to lift him all the
way to the front door of the dorm where he starts to puke uncontrolably.
This is where the picture on the left was taken. By now A crowd
of people has shown up including a big guy (KARI?) who kept repeating
" HEy super man! wheres your cape!" at Sean. Then when
the cops showed up before Mike or I could say anything Kari Jumps
in and says "Hey officer! This guy fell out of the 5th floor
window!", which i couldn't help but laugh at. The cops called
an ambulance and Sean was taken away..... I asked mike "
HEy so.......we still goin to the party????"....... Anyways
then the next day we're surprised to fine Sean alive and well
in his room. So i ask him what happend and he tells us that he
woke up in a hospital bed right before they were going to stomach
pump him and he told them that he'd be fine if he just slept a
little, then left in the morning..... All i've gota say is, hey
super man! wheres your cape!
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